May 2013
caslovesdeanandbees:
we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road
boquiquishequa:
deerpong:
virginclub:
your gay
what about my gay
it’s off its leash and is now redecorating my living room
please take it back
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if you ever feel bad about your love life please remember that i have only been asked on a date once in my life and the guy took it back a few days later over text
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
puckquinn:
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
itsajensenthing:
castielliarmus:
do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now
i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
waggington:
legally an adult, mentally a squid
colfersaurusrex:
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
confusedtree:
Jesus’ disciples constantly asked him for advice like they hadn’t once witnessed him shove a demon into a pig because he had nowhere else to put it
rneerkat:
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
narfcesca:
animalsasleaders:
Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
